Let’s pick up a whore in Moscow – Briana Banderas, Lola Taylor (2017)

Briana and I wake up to some bad news from the pornstar we were going to work with today because she’s not gonna make it. My wife – who’s incredibly smart – and, also, can speak Russian, takes her phone and calls a few friends until she finally gets an understudy in less than five minutes. Her name is Lola and she likes to say that she’s a whore precisely because her name is Lola. Awesome! A pornstar and a whore? We couldn’t ask for more for a Cumlouder scene! So we pick her up and take her back to the hotel so my wife can tell her exactly how I like to have sex.